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The Night I Nearly Stabbed Myself in the Foot…

Our mothers told us. Each and every one of us.

“Don’t run with scissors.”

“Don’t play with knives.”

“Don’t stick batteries in your nose.” (Ok, maybe that last one was just me…)

And we all ignored them. Each and every one of us.

Thankfully I made it to adulthood without any incidents, not with knives and scissors anyway, and I thought I’d done really well. Until the night I nearly stabbed myself in the foot…  Continue reading The Night I Nearly Stabbed Myself in the Foot…

Back to Basics: A Deluxe Bacon and Egg Sandwich

There is nothing quite as seductive as a Bacon and Egg Sandwich. I don’t know if it is the saltiness, the smokiness, or the savoury taste of bacon, or perhaps it’s a combination of all three, but there is simply nothing quite like that first delicious taste, with a mug of hot coffee early in the morning. Or lunch. Or dinner.

Fortunately, if you own a grill, you can make the best bacon and egg sandwich that you’ve had in a long time. It’s dead sexy, and it’s dead easy.  Continue reading Back to Basics: A Deluxe Bacon and Egg Sandwich

The Day I Dropped the F-Bomb in Front of a Group of Japanese School Kids…

It was the summer of 2009 – 2010 and I was working as an English Language teacher at a private language school on the Gold Coast. Being summer time meant that it was Study Tour season, and I was selected to teach the classes as I had previously been a high school teacher and I also had experience with Study Tours.

To catch you up, a Study Tour is when a small group of students will come to Australia from another country, say Japan or China, for a short period of time: two, maybe three weeks. They will typically study English in the morning, and then go out for ‘activities’ in the afternoon: zoos, theme parks, shopping, or in the case of this story, a BBQ at the beach…  Continue reading The Day I Dropped the F-Bomb in Front of a Group of Japanese School Kids…

For St Patrick’s Day – Bangers, Colcannon and Guinness Gravy

The most famous day of the month of March would have to be undoubtedly St Patrick’s Day. For most of us, it just means dressing up, drinking some green beer and making some awful attempts at Irish accents! On that one day per year, everybody is Irish! But what is St Patrick’s Day actually about?

Firstly, the word ‘saint’ is in the title, so it must be some church thing right? Correct! St Patrick’s Day is actually a Christian feast day, celebrating St Patrick, the patron Saint of Ireland and dates back to the seventeenth century. Perhaps most interesting is that it is the one day during the period of Lent where the rules regarding eating and drinking alcohol are lifted, resulting in the modern celebration of feasts, parties, and pitchers of green beer.

So what do you think about jumping on your ‘Q to cook up a great St Patrick’s Day feast? And what if that recipe included the master of all Irish beers, Guinness? With this in mind, it is my pleasure to present’ Bangers and Colcannon, with Guinness Gravy’: it’s divine! Colcannon is a complex, naughty Irish version of mash potatoes – once you’ve had Colcannon you’ll never look at regular potatoes the same way again.  Continue reading For St Patrick’s Day – Bangers, Colcannon and Guinness Gravy

Guest Author – Meet Wal!

Hi there everyone,

You’ve all seen Wal’s interesting comments on a couple of stories of I’ve written and I thought he had some interesting things to say, so I invited him to be a guest author and write a post for us. I’ll leave it in his own words…  Continue reading Guest Author – Meet Wal!

A Banquet for Chinese New Year – ‘Gong Hay Fat Choy Everybody!’

Hey there everyone,

Thursday the 19th of February is Chinese New Year and if you live in a multicultural part of the country you can expect a great party! Make sure you say ‘Gong Hay Fat Choy’ – it’s Happy New Year in Cantonese. Continue reading A Banquet for Chinese New Year – ‘Gong Hay Fat Choy Everybody!’

Catering Made Easy: Chicken Wings!

I was recently asked to cater a launch for my wife’s new business. She wanted her guests to mingle and network and so the brief was simple: healthy, canapé style food. (If you’re not familiar with the word, canapé just means ‘fancy finger food’.) With that in mind, I came up with the two choices of chicken wings: Buffalo Wings and a Jamaican Wing known as Jerk. She ordered both.  Continue reading Catering Made Easy: Chicken Wings!

The Night I Lit My Back Yard on Fire…

I like to think I’m a fairly safety-minded guy, but as well having nearly blown up my house, I’ve also been known to set the back yard on fire. Unfortunately the back yard wasn’t in this hemisphere, and I didn’t even speak the language! Continue reading The Night I Lit My Back Yard on Fire…

Spiced Lamb Chops for Australia Day

Australia Day is a great opportunity to get together with friends and family and celebrate everything that we love about what the country is today. And given that Australia is a country renowned for being ‘born off the sheep’s back’ it is only right that we honour that history… by eating them… To this end, I present: Spiced Lamb Chops for Australia Day! Continue reading Spiced Lamb Chops for Australia Day

The Day I Ruined a Football Game…

Barbecues come in all types and fortunately, they come in all sizes, which makes them great for taking to all types of different places. This can make for some great opportunities to have some good, cheap fun outdoors.

We are fortunate enough to live in a part of the world where we have a little river running behind the house, with a bike track and about eight hundred metres up the bike track is a local football club where you can go along and sit on the grass for free and watch the games.

So, what was I supposed to do? Take my mini-charcoal BBQ to the football of course!  Continue reading The Day I Ruined a Football Game…